Be interested
But not too interested
You’ll scare him off.
You don’t want him to know you like him but you do
Like him
Make him wait
but not too long
He’ll move on.
He’ll lose interest and think you’re crazy
Be laid back, but don’t cake your face on
but don’t be too chill, too relaxed
Put in effort
Dress up, you don’t want him to think you’re lazy
Let’s all make lists
Turn on our GPS
Swipe left and right and
criticize everything wrong with the people
25 miles in your radius
and then silently wonder
why there’s still no one dating us
The world is available to us, but that may be the problem. -Aziz Ansari; Modern Romance